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January 25th, 2015
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January 25th, 2015
“When I last went to Disney World, I meet Woody. Toy Story was my favorite movie as a kid and I loved my Woody doll and took him everywhere with me. When I got up to him, he held me and I just started sobbing. I just had so many childhood memories come back. Woody held me so tightly though for a long time. That meant so much to me”
January 4th, 2015
December 15th, 2014
December 7th, 2014
"Mackerel: The condition is that we travel to Pakistan together. On your credit cards, of course. There’s a cute traitor guy over there I need to see. Long story. That’s part one, and–this’ll appeal to you–part two, I can get to Bin Laden. Check this out. So I overdose on heroin, right? I’m happy. Bin Laden rims my corpse. He’s happy. You film it. Put the camera on a tripod, walk into the frame, and murder him with your bare fucking hands. Then turn off the camera and eat me. Everyone’s happy, and gay guys rule the world. It’s a no-brainer."December 7th, 2014
My body is a pasttime
My mind is a simple joy
I learned my lesson the hardest way
But you don’t know me
You don’t know me
A complete inhuman
Complete inhuman
December 6th, 2014
December 6th, 2014
November 29th, 2014
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November 29th, 2014
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November 23rd, 2014
November 9th, 2014
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October 27th, 2014
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October 27th, 2014
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October 24th, 2014
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